Children have it good in the southern German town of Ettlingen. The town boasts fifty outdoor playgrounds and a giant indoor one that's a paradise when the cold wind howls. It has plenty of toys and sports equipment, and it's free of charge.
For a nation to do devastating damage to the telecommunications devices you use, it would not have to fire a nuclear missile at your country. The upper atmosphere would suffice.
The latest opinion polls indicate Conservatives and Labour separated only by a few percentage points. More than a third of voters have turned away from the big two parties.
Stuttgart threw away a two-goal lead and Hannover lost at home to Hoffenheim, leaving Hamburg as the biggest winners of matchday 30 after Bruno Labbadia's side won 3-2 at home against Augsburg.
Bayern Munich's treble in 2013 was special but their destiny, with a final in Berlin, is now just two steps away after a destructive win over Porto. Pep Guardiola knows it's much more than just another title.